Laughter is Definitely the Best Medicine..O’Level bloopers.

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Laughter IS the best medicine. Here is a dose from Smorgasbord-Variety is the Spice of Life.

Originally posted on Smorgasbord - Variety is the spice of life:

As mentioned in the first post, I rather fancied myself as a stand- up comedian.. schoolboy/girl howlers especially those that are allegedly true have always been amusing.  I share with you now some of the best… I have a sneaking suspicion that I commited a couple of these bloopers myself….especially in Physics and Chemistry … I never really got it!!

O’Level Exam ¡Questions & Answers

The following questions and answers were collected from one year’s O-level exams, and are some of the answers given in exams last year. These are genuine responses!! (16 year olds)! from the Gorton area of Manchester

Geography

Q: Name the four seasons?
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink?
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is…

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KAT FURIDAY FUNNIES 

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Hahahaha……Thanks, I needed this! :D

Originally posted on hairballexpress:

Oh my KATS! It’s finally FURIDAY!! 😺



It’s PARTYTIME, furiends! So go snatch a steak off the humans’ plates, eat a houseplant, spill something and climb the drapes!

And then come back and check out my relatives! Mol!

Have fun!

















😺Happy FURIDAY!😺

Photos courtesy of Pinterest and Cheeseburger


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22 Pets Who Have No Intention Of Letting You Read Your Book

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1. “Uggggh books are so boringggg!”

(Reddit: hjc26655)

2. “Can we just go outside and play instead?”

(Instagram)

3. “There’s no way a simple BOOK could be more interesting than ME.”

(Reddit: emmaleth)

4. “… I hate to break it to you, Human, but this is written in total gibberish.”

(Reddit: playswithsquirrels08)

5. “What is this ‘reading’ you speak of?”

(Reddit: rook730)

6. “Spoiler alert: the main character dies. Now rub my tummy.”

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7. “You suuuuure you don’t want to play fetch instead?”

(Reddit: Spiderjohns)

8. “Uh-oh. Looks like you confused ‘reading time’ with ‘petting time.'”

(Reddit: jaysendee)

9. “I’ve got a great idea: how about you broaden your literary horizons by reading the kibble bag while you feed me?”

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10. “… Is this not a pillow?”

(Reddit)

11. “You won’t have your precious book for long, Human — once I get my lil’ fangs on it!”

(Reddit: Cramjomlin)

12. “But … we’re OUTSIDE.”

(Reddit: DTIT1TD)

13. “I demand that this reading nonsense stop at once.”

(Reddit: Bobo_McGee)

14. “Okay doesn’t seem like there’s any treats in here — you can probably stop reading now.”

(Instagram)

15. “I’m going to nom at your book until you close it, Human.”

(Reddit: scumbagcoley)

16. “Why do you like this book? It doesn’t taste very good at all.”

(Instagram)

17. “Sorry, Human, but the news of the day is ME.”

(Reddit: MeGusta1497)

18. “What do you MEAN you can’t pet me right now??”

(Reddit: bonewolf)

19. “Waiting for you to stop reading is literally putting me to sleep.”

(Instagram)

20. “Is this bugging you? Is me staring at you bugging you? Is it? Huh?”

(Reddit: EveryDayImJocelyn)

21. “I bet that book isn’t nearly as cuddly as I am.”

(Instagram)

22. “Okay, Human. That’s it. Put down the book, or you’ll find it shredded all over the house tomorrow.”

Grumpy Monday

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This is the best collection of Grumpy Cat memes I have ever seen! Thanks to Shrimp at Hairball Express for making me smile on a Monday (just don’t tell Grumpy Cat!)

Originally posted on hairballexpress:

It’s Flippin Monday again – and I don’t know how, but I’m sure it’s the CREATURE’S fault!😾

But since we have to put up with it anyway, I invited my pal Grumpy Kat to stop by and bring her usual cattitude to cheer us up! Enjoy!😺☕

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😺Have A pawsome Monday, Furiends!😺

Photos courtesy of Pinterest

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Chronically fatigued? The UK media and the recently released IOM report

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With the optimism I felt upon hearing the outcome of the IOM report this week, it is sad to learn the report is being shut out in the UK.

Originally posted on Utting-Wolff Spouts:

While the ME community is absorbing the finer details of the recently published report by the US’s Institute of Medicine (IOM), the silence surrounding the IOM report in the UK media is almost deafening. Whatever one’s opinion regarding the finished product, this is a significant study produced by a major and respected United States organisation, part of the Unites States National Academies, concerning a disease that affects between 100,000 and 250,000 UK citizens. There has been extensive coverage in various media outlets in the US but reporting in the UK has been near to non-existent. Call me a cynic but had the IOM study concluded ME was a predominantly psychological condition and renamed it ‘Cannot be bothered to exercise syndrome’, I have no doubt, following heavy promotion by the Science Media Centre (SMC) and the likes of Wessely and White, the report would have been plastered all over the British…

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Letter to the King

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A young ME sufferer, made wise beyond his years, writes a poignant letter to King Harald of Norway.

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Letter to King Harald of Norway from Martin and 58 other young people with M.E.

ME mum’s confessions proudly presents an important letter to King Harald from Martin (17). The letter is also signed by 58 other children and youngsters with M.E. (Norwegian original)

Photo: NTB Scanpix Photo: NTB Scanpix

A shortened version of the letter was published in the leading Norwegian newspaper aftenposten.no and was also in the printed paper. In the paper, this was an important contribution to the ongoing debate on M.E. We recommend reading the full version. Both the letter and the following quotes make a strong impression.

In addition to the letter, the King received all the senders’ names and how long they’ve been sick, a list of 47 quotes and 5 pages with photos of the young ones. We have chosen to remove personalia here. The original was sent to the royal castle December 7th

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10 Differences Between Dog Lovers And Cat Lovers

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cats vs dogs

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A tale as old as time: cat lovers pitted against dog lovers in a battle over who’s really got life figured out. Assumptions have been made and stereotypes created in attempts to settle the score in the past, but science has come to the rescue to set the record straight. The definitive answer? Well, it’s still a bit biased depending on your stance. Why? Because just like they do in pet preference, cat and dog lovers seek and prefer different qualities in life and relationships than dog people. In a study of 600 college students, researchers found that each group shared similar (maybe controversial) characteristics according to their furry friend of choice. Allow me to explain with a list of the 10 most significant differences between dog lovers and cat lovers that were pulled from this study!

1. Dog lovers listen

Not too surprisingly, dog people tended to be more obedient in nature. According to an article in the Huffington Post, dog lovers “followed the rules more closely”, while cat lovers “tended to be non-conformists, preferring to be expedient rather than follow the rules”. Those of you who’ve ever tried to call your cat to you when you have company over probably understand this one.

2. Cat lovers are smart

This is where things get controversial. In the study, cat people scored higher on the test of intelligence than dog people. While this doesn’t necessarily hold true to all people in each group, higher intelligence test scores tended to fall within the cat-people category.

3. Dog lovers keep things lively

Live Science’s article on this same study also noted that dog people were more lively. Meaning that they were friendlier and more energetic. Cat people, on the other hand, didn’t seem to carry the same qualities as frequently in the study.

4. Cat lovers keep an open mind

As with the intelligence finding, this doesn’t necessarily mean that dog owners are the opposite. Rather, cat people were more consistently found to be a bit more open minded than were the dog lovers. This was based on general appreciation of art, unusual ideas, adventure, and an overall sense of curiosity and experience.

5. Dog lovers love people

It’s no secret, cats can be a bit standoffish. In this same way, their owners tend to be less outgoing as well. Dog owners, however, were found to enjoy the company of others more. A potential reason for this was offered by the Huffington Post, noting that the lifestyle of a dog owner is a bit more active to begin with as owners take their pets outside and to parks where they have more opportunity to socialize with others.

6. Cat lovers seek affection, dog lovers look for companionship

Maybe not so surprising but interestingly noted in the Live Science article was that cat people seek affection from their pets while dog people were more after companionship. Study researcher Denise Guastello notes on this that “It’s possible that people may select pets based on their own personality. For example, cats are often seen as independent animals that keep to themselves, and are cautious of others.”

7. Cat lovers are sensitive

Often times, people see sensitivity as a bad thing. This isn’t necessarily the case. Cat people were found to be more sensitive in this study, while dog owners showed fewer signs of sensitivity in provided tests.

8. Dog lovers represent a larger portion of people

Live Science reported that 60% of study respondents said they preferred dogs while just 11% reported a preference for cats (the rest said they either like both animals equally or didn’t like either animal). Looks like dog owners win the popularity vote!

9. Cat lovers prefer solitude

According to research reported by Modern Dog magazine, cat owners were one third more likely to live alone and twice as likely to live in an apartment or flat. Dog ownership was more closely related to living in a house with a spouse and/or family members.

10. Dog lovers are dominant

In the same study reported on by Modern Dog magazine, researchers noted that cat owners tended to possess fewer qualities associated with dominance than dog owners. These qualities included assertiveness, self-confidence, forcefulness, and persistence.

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